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Mau curhat :
Temans, kemarin adalah salah satu hari bt gue!!!Bt karna banyak kerjaan, ujan, dan...pokoknya bt aja..mungkin karna penumpukan bt juga...seperti teori butiran salju..makin lama makin menggunung..heheheh...
Satu hal yang pasti, GUE IKUTAN YA KE BOGOR YAAAAAAA!!!! Harus jadi ya pikniknya...
Tapi berdasarkan masukan dari Edi (si anak yang hilang dan ternyata sedang sibuk di HERO loh)...katanya kita harus menghindari daerah2yg banyak komunitas unggasnya..dan di Kebun Raya Bogor itukan termasuk banyak..jd bisa merupakan suatu ancaman Flu Burung..gmn dooong????Kalo dipikir2ya bener juga, daerah seperti pantai, perkebunan yang memelihara unggas..ya bisa jd ancaman Flu Burung loh...Berbahaya!Jadi gmn...???

Mau ngajak :
Terus...tanggal 6 Mei ini kakak angkat g (mba anas..heheh)mau merit nih..siapa yang mau ikuuuuuuuuutttt...bareng yuukkk....yg mau ikut pemberkatan nya juga ngacung ya...bareng yuukk.....

Funny Story for today :

Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 - Pentium
version

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Persona Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Would Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

Hi.hi.hi.hi....

Wuaaahhahahhaha....

Funny story nya bener2 funny... lucu bener...
Aju beneran ya ikut piknik... Ntar aju bawa nasi, lauk pauk, sama buah.... gw tinggal bawa diri, gimana? :-P

mmmuuuaaahhhh...

MONYONGG!!!!!

MONYONGG!!!!!

mmmm memang bener bgt ju boyfreind tuh enterteinment program and husband operation program.........wahhhhhhhh pas bgt dehhhh, masukan lagi nih beside lingerie, no need underware, it's easier to run, having fun at night prog.
jaja seksi konsumsi kita seksi bgt....can wait piknik ke bogor.........

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